Bad_Guy_(2001)

You are not the good guy that you claim to be. Instead you’re a bad guy in disguise.

You’re one of those guys who calls his woman names and strikes her in anger. You also talk bad about her to your friends whenever she’s not around. And let’s not forget about the women that you cheated on her with. Is this what a good guy does to the woman he loves?

Then again, I doubt you have a woman in your life at all. You’re one of those losers that complains that it’s unfair that men have to stay in shape, groom, and do the approaching. You tend to forget that these are the same pressures that women have had to deal with for years.

Instead of looking through the Playboy and Penthouse magazines, try peeking  sometime at the magazines targeted to women. On the front cover, they always feature a thin woman wearing hardly nothing with articles to reinforce it as the standard. Very thin women wearing skimpy bikinis with headlines like ‘Loose 10 lbs for Summer” or “Look Sexy for Your Man.” Everything is about looking better, dressing sexy and satisfying your man in bed. If they don’t fit this norm they are frowned upon as inadequate by both men and women.

The Playboy and Penthouse magazines enforce this even more, with women sprawled out completely naked in sexy poses. They are only there to be viewed as a sex object and anything less than perfect is undesirable. There’s nothing wrong with a sexy, naked woman. The point is that women have the pressure of looking sexy while men only worry about how to get women into the sack.

Seeing as you put all this effort into getting women into bed, you could at least learn how to do foreplay. Again, you can’t even do that right. Many women complain that they don’t ever have an orgasm and can’t wait until you are done pumping on her. It’s so obvious you have no clue as to what you’re doing. You are so selfish.

In fact, you’re so selfish you don’t even take the time to notice all the effort that your woman puts into looking good for you. Instead of looking like you haven’t groomed since the first cave man crawled out from under a rock, you could at least show you care a tiny bit. And stop staring a hole through other women’s butts while your woman is sitting there in embarrassment. How long do you think this attractive woman is going to put up with this type of disrespect?

I know a woman who’s boyfriend wouldn’t work and mooched off her. He would stay home all day playing video games on the computer that she bought him. When she got off from work at night she’d have to clean up the mess he made from eating all the food up in the house. No wonder he got to be over 300 lbs during their relationship. Add that to the way he treated her family members like dirt, and you can see why she left him for a better-looking and successful guy.

After failing miserably at getting dates, guys like you max out your credit cards to attend boot camps to learn how to pick up women. During these boot camps, you so-called good guys seek out women like a pack of hungry wolves while using memorized scripts and openers.

Now if you don’t know the difference between a good guy and a bad guy in disguise, you need a lot more help than I just offered and should definitely write a comment in the section below.